323325 %
crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

643925 %

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

33 %

luciferofficial:

i’m at applebee’s and the waiter asked me if i wanted a kid’s menu

i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m 17”

and he was just “oh my god i’m so sorry”

339716 %

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

634801 %

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

53625 %

lotuslopez:

i dont understand how superwholock is a thing. like why is that one fandom. how are those things related. thats like having a joint fandom for potatoes, parking lots, and the name Karen 

8261 %
katesmess:

nice

katesmess:

nice

94333 %
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
415898 %
hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

52420 %
unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

3002 %
42 %
SEMPAAAI!
Anonymous
10564 %

thedeviousplot:

this could be us but you playing

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